Calvin Klein’s 21-Year-Old Ex-BF Nick Gruber Airs Lots of Dirty Laundry

Here's the takeaway from Page Six's (really on a roll) profile of Nick Gruber, the 21-year-old ex-lover of do-you-really-need-a-descriptor-here Calvin Klein:

1) Gruber is filming a pilot for a reality TV show, so steel yourself. “There's a lot of drama in his life. I mean, he is a cross between Kim Kardashian and Honey Boo Boo,” says the Florida-born former soldier's new boyfriend, Hollywood fixture John Luciano.

2) Nothing actually does come between Gruber and his Calvins: he still wears them. More from the strangely forthcoming Luciano: “The most intimidating thing is having sex with your boyfriend and pulling down his pants and his ex-boyfriend's name is staring you right in the face.”